Seven Questions Sunday

Here is "Seven Questions Sunday",
with yours truly: Dorothy Gal.

1) What instruments do you play? - Many people do not know this but I actually play six instruments: the piano, the violin, the organ, the voice (yes it is in fact an instrument, the most accurate one at that), the reccorder, and the nose. However, if the question was "What instruments fo you play well?" I most likely would provide a shorter list. Namely, the piano and voice. As far as the nose is concerned, you will just have to ask me to play you a tune in person.

2) Of all the cheesecakes in the world, which is your favorite? - Vanilla Bean cheescake from The Cheesecake Factory is the bees' knees! Just one bite and I feel like a dove has inhabited my body and brought me on a magical journey to dance among the clouds, with an olive branch swinging between my molars, while singing along during an angel's performance on the harp. Basically, my reaction to Vanilla Bean Cheesecake is pretty ordinary. Wish it was more interesting.

3) Do you have any pets? - Yes I do. A precious white maltese named "Precious".

4) Did you name your dog? - Psssh of course I chose her name. Why... do you not like it?

5) Were you under the influence while naming your puppy? - Excuseizzle me Mr. Question asker. I was about six when I named her. It was either "Precious" or "Snowball". Which would you have chosen? I'll fight you. One more smart remark about my dog's name and I oughta' [Editor removed the remainder of this interview].

6) Alright, let's ask a safe question: Which actress do you admire most? - Firstly, I must begin, my infatuation with this particular actress develped when she was on SNL (Saturday Night Live). You all know who I'm talking about; my gal Amy Polar! Holla'! She is a fabulous comedic actress and her performance in "Baby Mama" left me in stitches. Literally. After watching it I went to the hospital. My dog drove me. I cut my finger eating vanilla bean cheesecake with a spork.

7) Are you a compulsive liar? - Why would one ask such a silly question? Of course I am. Ocassionaly. Only when my alter-ego is not consuming my being. Of course I'm not! How rude. I'll fight you. I'm not afraid of you, Mr. Question asker. I oughta' [Editor removed the remainder of this interview].

Editor's Note:
The Editor is not real.
I had an interview session with myself.

And there you have it folks! The first "Seven Questions Sunday" with Dorothy Gal.
Tune in next week for more spectacular hidden secrets unraveled!