Lady Gaga Fever

"You know that I want 'cha,
and You know that I need 'cha
I want your lovin' and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance."

Just in case you live under a rock (and/or are wearing a child-sized Spongebob Halloween costume) I shall reveal a secret which poor souls like you do not know: the above lines are not my inner, most darkest desires suspended on your induvidual computer screen , but rather, Lady Gaga's lyrics from "Bad Romance". Hopefully you are not in a tight Spongebob Halloween costume, for I lost my scissors, and thus cannot cut you free. My fondest regrets.

Today I was google searching ways to make my beta fish immortal and accidentally stumbled upon an advertisement featuring a Lady Gaga Quiz. Intrigued was I by the "guaranteed" one million dollars in prize money and tempting junk mail which guaranteedly would be delivered to my email in thirty seccond intervals until I turned eighty-seven. My dreams of becoming a millionaire expired after reading the fine-print with my magnifying glass goggles (only 5.99 at Walmart). But alas, in my disapointed state I was thinking (which is a rare yet dangerous occurance, usually ending in an explosion of fireworks in my garage, or getting stuck in between a revolving door and the glass siding) and decided to write a mini-quiz for my limited yet faithful fan base. And don't cheat!

Here it is: Dorothy's Lady Gaga Fever (Ever-so-mini) Quiz.
1. True or False: At age eleven Lady Gaga attended Juilliard School of Music n Manhattan.
2. True or False: Lady Gaga would rather simply be called Gaga.
3. After all the different wigs seen adorning her head, what color is her natural hair?
4. True or False: Like Dorothy, she is also a Polish-American.

Answers
1. False: She was supposed to attend Juilliard, but her parents instead sent her to Covenenant of the Sacred Heart (a private Roman Catholic school). 
2. True: As seen on Oprah, Lady Gaga officially announced that she likes just "Gaga", and that her managers added the "Lady" part.
3. She is naturally a brunette.
4. False: Lady Gaga is actually an Italian-American. She certainly would have been even more successful had her veins been infused with Polish blood. Not to express a bias or anything.

After that ever-so-mini-quiz I hope you now know even more useless facts about a celebrity icon, and will refrain from living under a rock or dancing in a Spongebob Costume. I'm just looking out for everyones' mental health. In the mean-time, click the PLAY button on my Music Toolbar and jam out to some Gaga!