Honoring Family Feud-ers

"Quick, name something that can blind you."
"Umm, the sun."
"Already got that one."
"Sunscreen. Laser. Are you playing Family Feud again?"

"Name something a person may leave behind in their seat area after exiting a plane."
"A small child."
"No, hurry Dorothy."
"Read me the question again"
"Eh: Name something a person may leave behind in their seat area after exiting a plane."
"I love ponies"
"Come on! Only five secconds left."
"A small child"
"Gah! Time ran out. And I was going to say carry-on lugage"

Many of you reading this actually came upon my blog through facebook.
And in honor of you all who either play "Family Feud" or have fallen prey to the enticing chain of notifications you refresh your computer in thirty-nine seccond intervals to check, various facebook fanatic facts (using alliteration and I'm not yet even technically enrolled in AP Literature 'till the fall. Pat on the back? No? Nudge of the shoulder? No? Breathe in my direction? ... ) shall be sprinkled in the nooks and crannies of this losely written post. Well, nobody likes a tight sweater, especially when your sister's godmother thinks you still  have the seven-year-old body from last time you visited . . . nine years ago. At least she took into account I was a plump youngster. Where am I going with this? Ah yes, nowhere. Moving on to more important things before I get wrapped up in Chinese-made products (wrapped up. sweater. I made a funny). Facebook facts attack:

If Facebook were a country, it would be the fifth-largest country in the world, after China, India, the U.S., and Indonesia.
My take: If you arrange the first letter of each country's name, the only word I can come up with is Ficus. For some reason I am thinking that is a type of tree.

Syria, China, Vietnam, and Iran have banned Facebook.
My take: Then why are all four languages available in the options portion of the Account Settings? And pirate. Oh wait. This just in. The country of Pirate just banned Facebook.

Facebook’s fastest growing segment in the United States is women 55 years and older.
My take: At least facebook sends you virtual gifts ladies.

In the words spoken by a true Family Feuder: Let's be friends and end this post already (scroll up and observe the picture once more if you don't understand).
Sayonara !
Did you know Sayonara is a Japanese word?
Care to know how to say it in Pirate?
So would I.