Skype Days

The following mini-conversations were reccorded by my potted plant.
Sitting on a ledge, obviously eyeing a plush stuffed Red Daisy I won at the fair, Mr. Player Plant pretended to be sleeping after being doused with the remnants of my Camomile Tea. However, that certainly was not the case, as fragments of my Skype conversations have somehow made it to the internet. For tutti. Everyone. Eat Pray Love. Just throwing in a shout-out for my homegirl Julia Roberts.


Recorded Conversations from Mr. Player Plant:

M: "Are you eating granola?"

Me: "No I already did. It's like the highlight of my day."

P: [inserts icon of teddy bear]
Me: *Punches teddy bear
P: Poor teddy

D: You met me just because I'm asian. Not because I'm the sweetest person in the world!
Me: Hehe, yes.